Q:It's been two years, and I'm still waiting for some lore in this game that will make me care.
I found the exact moment Nox and I became true friends. This happened a day after he joined [Oops] and we were already on a crazy close level to peak at my penis in the guild hall
I’m writing this post because it’s his birthday today. He has everything ever in game and I spent a full 2 hours lurking the Trading Post trying to find something suitable to give him. What I want to give him is homemade chicken dumplings, a night out dancing, a brisket to twerk on, irl Rihanna to marry him and twerk on his paynus, a day out shopping for menswear swag, a cuddle with Baby Marillas, a decent GW2 endgame, a $50000000 gift certificate to Cracker Barrel…and a huge Citri hug, which is the best gift out of all lbr~
I see people misjudge Nox a lot and it is unfortunate, because Nox is a fantastic person, caring and intelligent and open, and I love him a lot and he’s da bes and he’s let me panic attack sob at him on Mumble and Skype and he’s let me be a catty bitch and he’s let me complain and encourage and be creative and persevere and vent and lead and laugh and love and keysmash and have confidence and faith to do things irl and we’ve been friends since the minute he joined [Oops] and I can’t wait until I live closer to him so we can do things irl friends do
What I’m trying to say is that Nox is awesome and deserves a great birthday and everyone should wish him a happy birthday in guild in game in skype irl etc <3
I can’t express how much this means to me. Seriously. Physical things are all great and wonderful but I’d rather hear this than someone buy me the nicest thing on the planet (i don’t know what that would be, but you get my point). Thank you, doll, and I love you just as much.
And notice to all dudes, I’ll probably look at your dick at a urinal. Just sayin.